Post by CASSANDRA PREWETT on Jul 21, 2009 9:18:10 GMT -5
, cassandra prewett .
[/font][/b]"Another head aches, another heart breaks
I am so much older than I can take
And my affection, well it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no no no no"
, if you were gay.[/font][/b]
"that'd be okay 'cause, hey, i'd like you anyway"[/font]
right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy, i'll say, and otherhalf,
when i see how sad you are, it sort of makes me happy, happy? practicallyfamily,
sorry, nicky, human nature, nothing i can do, it's schadenfreude, making inseperable,
me feel glad that i'm not you, well that's not very nice, gary, i didn't attachedatthehip,
say it was nice but everyone does it, did you ever clap a waitress falls partnersincrime,
and drops a tray of glasses? yeah, and ain't it fun to watch figure skaters falling bestguy,
on their asses? sure, and don'tcha feel all warm and cozy, watching people out in bestgirl,
the rain? you bet, that's schadenfreude, people taking pleasure in your pain bestfriends,
oh, schadenfreude, huh? what's that, some kinda nazi word? yup, it's german for confidant,
happiness at the misfortune of others, happiness at the misfortune of others innercircle,
that is german, watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken, being on closefriend,
an elevator, when somebody shouts hold the door, no, schadenfreude, fuck you goodfriend,
lady, that's what stairs are for, ooh, how about straight-a students getting bs? outercircle,
exes getting stds, waking doormen from their naps, watching tourists reading averagefriend,
maps, football players getting tackled, business ceos being shackled, watching partyfriend,
the ending of their oscar speech, schadenfreude, schadenfreude, schadenfreude drinkingfriend,
schadenfreude, the world needs people like you and me who've been knocked gossipfriend,
around by fate, 'cause when people see us, they don't want to be us and that onlinefriend,
makes them feel great, sure, we provide a vital service to society, you and me schoolfriend,
hey rod, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning workfriend,
this guy was smiling at me and talking to me, that's very interesting, he was childhoodfriend,
being real friendly and i think he was coming on to me, i think he might've thought familyfriend,
thought i was gay, ahem, so why are you telling me this? why should i care? i don't friendofafriend,
care, what did you have for lunch today? you don't have to get all defensive enemiesturnedfriends,
it, i'm not getting defensive, what do i care about some gay guy you met, okay? oh, i forshow,
didn't mean anything by it, rod, i just think it's something we should be able to talk about fakefriends,
if you were gay, that'd be okay, i mean 'cause, hey, i'd like you anyway, because you see if secret,
it were me, i would feel free to say that i was gay but i'm not gay, nicky please, i'm trying onandoff,
to read, if you were queer, ah nicky, i'd still be here, nicky, i'm trying to read this book newfriends,
nicky, because you're dear to me, arg, and i know that you, would accept me too acquaintances,
if i told you, hey guess what? i'm gay, but i'm not gay, i'm happy just being with firstnamebasis,
high button shoes, pal joey, so what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys? sameclique,
nicky, that's gross, no it's not, if you were gay, i'd shout hooray and here i'd stay, la la la justmet,
i wouldn't get in your way, you can always count on me to be beside you every day completestranger,
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, a little bit racist.[/font][/b]
"doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes"[/font]
say, kate, can i ask you a question? sure, well, you know trekkie monster upstairs? diebitchdie,
uh huh, well, he's trekkie monster, and you're kate monster, so? you're both monsters gotohell,
you two related? what? princeton, i'm surprised at you, i find that racist, oh well hardcorehatred,
sorry, i was just asking, well, it's a touchy subject, no, not all monsters are related mutualhatred,
what are you trying say, huh? that we all look the same to you? huh, huh, huh? onesidedhatred,
no, no, no, not at all, i'm sorry, i guess that was a little racist, i should say so mutualdislike,
be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race onesideddislike,
what do you mean? what about that special monster school you told me about? backstabbed,
what about it? could someone like me go there? no, we don't want people like you barelytolerable,
you're a little bit racist, well, you're a little bit too, i guess we're both a little bit racist cheatedon,
it is not an easy thing to do, but i guess it's true, between me and you, i think constantirritation,
little bit racist, sometimes, doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes, look coldshoulder,
look around and you will find no one's really color blind, maybe it's a fact, we all should face jealousy,
judgments based on race, now not big judgments, like who to hirenor who to buy a newspaper intimidated,
just little judgments like thinking that mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn english fear,
a little bit racist, today, so, everyone's a little bit racist, okay, ethinic jokes might be uncouth rivalry,
because they're based on truth, don't take them as personal attacks, everyone enjoys them distrust,
all right, stop me if you've heard this one, okay, there's a plane going down, there's one disgust,
parachute, there's a rabbi, a priest and a black guy, what you talkin' 'bout kate? you were telling tension,
a black joke, well, sure, gary, but lots of people tell black jokes, i don't, well, of course avoidance,
but i bet you tell polack jokes, right? well, sure i do, those stupid polacks, now don't you tolerable,
think that's a little racist? well, damn, i guess you're right, you're a little bit racist occasionalirritation,
you're a little bit too, we're all a little bit racist, i think that i would have to agree with you friendlyrivals,
it's sad but true, everyone's a little bit racist, all right, all right, all right, all right, bigotry forshow,
has never been exclusively white, if we all could just admit that we are racist a little bit argumentative,
know that it's wrong, maybe it would help us get along, oh, christ do i feel good, there was indifference,
a fine upstanding black man, who? jesus christ, gary, jesus was white, jesus was black friendsturnedenemies,
jesus was white, no, i'm pretty sure that jesus was black, guys, guys, jesus was jewish byassociation,
laughing about? racism, cool, brian, come back here, you take out lecycuraburs newfoundenemies,
, a fine fine line.[/font][/b]
"between a lover and a friend, between reality and pretend"[/font]
princeton, he likes me, i think he likes me, does does he 'like me' like me, like i like him? final,
will we be friends, or something more? i think he's interested, but i'm not sure, come in truelove,
hiya, kate, princeton, hi, hi, listen, i was going through my cds yesterday and i kept coming inlove,
across songs, i thouht you'd like, so i made you this tape, oh that's so sweet, can i get you pastlove,
a drink? a snack? actually, do you mind if i use your bathroom? go right ahead, oh married,
thank you, a mix tape, he made a mix tape, he was thinking of me, which shows he cares engaged,
sometimes when someone has a crush on you, they'll make you a mix tape to give you future,
a clue, let's see, you've got a friend, the theme from friends, that's what friends are for current,
shit, oh, but look, a whole new world, kiss the girl, my cherie amour, oh, princeton pastongoodterms,
he likes me, i am the walrus, fat bottomed girls, yellow submarine, what does this mean? pastonbadterms,
hey kate, you might wanna not go in there for a while, princeton, thank you for pastwithlingeringfeelings,
this tape, i was just looking at side a, great songs, oh, well, did you get to side b yet? highschoolsweethearts,
no, not yet, oh, it's great, check it out, yeah? right here, stuck on you, love me do onandoff,
my heart will go on, i loved titanic, uhh, it was all right, she's got a way, yesterday onenightstand,
goodnight saigon, from the russia concert, oh, great, through the years, the theme fling,
from cheers, moving right along, nice tape, oh, there's one more, i have to say i bedwarmer,
love you in a song, princeton, that's so sweet, i've never gotten such a nice fuckbuddies,
present from a guy, awww, well, i'm glad you like it, but, i have to go now, i'm gonna cuddlebuddies,
make one for brian and christmas eve and gary and nicky and rod and trekkie monster forbidden,
what are you doing tonight? grading term papers, but it's kindergarten so they're very obsessive,
short, why do you ask? everyone's going to hear this singer at the around the clock cafe addictive,
do you want to go with me? like, a date? sure, a date, it'll be a blast, i'd love to come secret,
there's a fine, fine line between a lover and a friend, there's a fine, fine line between indenial,
reality and pretend and you never know 'til you reach the top if it was worth the uphill climb mutualcrush,
there's a fine, fine line between love and a waste of time, there's a fine, fine line onesidedcrush,
between a fairy tale and a lie and there's a fine, fine line between, you're wonderful pastcrush,
and goodbye, i guess if someone doesn't love you back it isn't such a crime, but there's friendswithbenefits,
a fine, fine line between love and a waste of your time, and i don't have the time to waste enemieswithbenefits,
on you anymore, i don't think that you even know what you're looking for, for my own tension,
sanity, i've got to close the door and walk away, there's a fine, fine line between together lust,
and not, and there's a fine, fine line between what you wanted and what you got, you got physicalattraction,
to go after the things you want while you're still in your prime, there's a fine, fine line flirting,
i can make you feel special when it sucks to be you, for an hour or two, your life's fleetingglances,
a routine that repeats each day, no one cares who you are or what you say, wow couldbemore,
, give us your money.[/font][/b]
"i can't, i need it, i'm homeless, okay, here you go."[/font]
help the homeless, help the homeless, ooh, hey princeton, give me a quarter, here in my hat parent,
come on, princeton, it's as easy as that, helping others brings you closer to god, so give me sibling,
a quarter, i don't have any change, hmmm, okay, give me a dollar, that's not what i meant otherfamily,
give me a five, are you kidding? the more you give, the more you get, that's being alive futurefamily,
all i'm asking you is to do what jesus christ would do, he'd give me a quarter, why don't you? teacher,
all right, all right, here you go, ahh, thanks, take care, whoa, what's the matter? i feel generous tutor,
i feel compassionate, you do? yeah, i feel like a new person, a good person, helping student,
other people out makes you feel fantastic, that's what i've been trying to tell you emotionalsupport,
all this time i've been running around thinking about me, me, me and where has it gotten goodinfluence,
me, i'm gonna do something for someone else, me? no, kate, i'm going to raise the money badinfluence,
to build that stupid monster school she's always talking about, give me your money respect,
i need it for kate, i need it to eat, come on nicky, aww get lost, it'll make you feel great disrespect,
so would a burger, when her dream comes true, it'll all be partly thanks to you, so give trust,
me your money, i'd like to, but i can't, give me your money, i'd like to, but i need it distrust,
give me your money, i'd like to, but i'm homeless, i can't, i need it, i'm homeless protective,
i can't, i need it, i'm homeless, i can't, i need it, i'm homeless, okay, here you go lovehate,
thank you, suddenly, i am feeling closer to god, it's time to stop begging, it's mixedfeelings,
time to start giving, what can i give to rod? something he'll like so much he'll take bandmate,
me back, oh, i know, i'll find him a boyfriend, that's the spirit, when you help others roommate,
you can't help helping yourself, when you help others, you can't help helping yourself stalker,
hey boys, what's the hat for? ooh, we're collecting money, it's for kate, we're raising money coworker,
to help build her dream school, give us your money, you'll be glad that you did neighbour,
that's just what my parents told me when i was a kid, shit, but giving feels so great workingrelationship,
and i bet it wouldn't hurt your chances with kate, well, that too, i'll give you a dollar confused,
a gentleman and a scholar, we so happy, we just exchange all your wedding gifts for cash otherspecify,
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, go back to college.[/font][/b]
"i wanna go back to my room and find a message in dry-erase pen on the door"[/font]
this was made by celeste of CAUTION, don't remove the credit.
all lyrics are from avenue q and the colours are courtesy of the
color blender. just a few rules, if my character is in love with
someone else and due to be married, they aren't going to have a
future with somebody else. unless you've got a plot that contains
divorce. and if the character already has an other half, don't put
that down. you only have two halves in a whole.
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